“You won’t get away with this you rat bastard!” – Charles Darwin to a collection of nimbus clouds.
“Look what I can do with this stupid fucking apple.” – Sir Isaac Newton to no one in particular... but there was a suspicious looking pigeon nearby.
“I hate it when they take your cup away and you still have wine in it.” – Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Dutch Virgins on Christmas Eve
“I think it broke.” A worried Holy Spirit to the (not so) Virgin Mary
“It’ll cost ya.” The Manhattan tribe to the Dutch colonists.
“You can choke on your dice for all I care, I won’t have it!” Edward James Scrabble to the Parker Brothers on Christmas Eve 1934.
“It’ll cost ya.” The Manhattan tribe to the Dutch colonists.
“You can choke on your dice for all I care, I won’t have it!” Edward James Scrabble to the Parker Brothers on Christmas Eve 1934.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Free Chicken For Dali As Long As He Washes His Hands
“It’ll be our little secret.” – Colonel Sanders to Buddy Holly 02/02/59.
“I have a moustache? What moustache?” – Salvador Dali
“Are your hands clean?” – Genitals.
“I have a moustache? What moustache?” – Salvador Dali
“Are your hands clean?” – Genitals.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Dahmer, Newton and Steve Allen Tell Ghost Stories
“How dare they say I can’t do it, I did it, It’s done – now what do they have to say? – Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer to the Media.
Note: There was a confusing amount of applause to follow.
“Put it down, I said down, now!” – Sir Isaac Newton to his upstart juggling son Dennis Newton.
“You stole my bit.” – Steve Allen to his reflection.
Note: He was wearing a Groucho Marx mask and may or may not have been crying.
Note: There was a confusing amount of applause to follow.
“Put it down, I said down, now!” – Sir Isaac Newton to his upstart juggling son Dennis Newton.
“You stole my bit.” – Steve Allen to his reflection.
Note: He was wearing a Groucho Marx mask and may or may not have been crying.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Darwin Makes Out With Some Flowers While Revere Shouts
“They all look the fucking same to me!” - Georgia O’Keefe.
“Damn crickets, they’ll keep me up half the night – what’s that?” – Paul Revere, moments before history.
“The little shit bit me, fuck it – I don’t care what you do, boil the ugly thing for all I care.” – Charles Darwin on the evolution of Lobsters.
“Damn crickets, they’ll keep me up half the night – what’s that?” – Paul Revere, moments before history.
“The little shit bit me, fuck it – I don’t care what you do, boil the ugly thing for all I care.” – Charles Darwin on the evolution of Lobsters.
Galileo Meets Armstrong While Jesus Takes Five.
“The earth is round, Round I tell you…put me down…put me down!” – Unknown heretic to a dismissive yet dangerous crowd and one fiercely attentive and frantically scribbling Galileo.
“You can’t smoke in here!” - A whiny Neil Armstrong to a tired and frankly, fed up Buzz Aldrin.
“Where did I put it?” - Vladicus Civillius, Roman guard to Christ’s tomb.
“You can’t smoke in here!” - A whiny Neil Armstrong to a tired and frankly, fed up Buzz Aldrin.
“Where did I put it?” - Vladicus Civillius, Roman guard to Christ’s tomb.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Walking On The Moon W/ Poe and... A Blimp
"You have to eat the whole thing...because that's the dare, that's why." - Edgar Allen Poe
"How'd this pebble get in my boot?" - Neil Armstrong
"I'll catch the one at 5:30." - Hindenburg survivor and eternal procrastinator
James MaCavoy
"How'd this pebble get in my boot?" - Neil Armstrong
"I'll catch the one at 5:30." - Hindenburg survivor and eternal procrastinator
James MaCavoy
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