Dr_Brachenbury is...
“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.
“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097
A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.
This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Gal, Stal and Wilde
“This doesn’t leave the office, but I’m thinking of getting a puppy.”- Josef Stalin
“I prefer handsome men.” – Oscar Wilde, moments before masturbation.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Adam and Eve Push Columbus Out and Let Crusoe In
“That dirty son of a bitch knows damn well what time it is.” - Crusoe
“OUT!” – Columbus.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Pollock Talks Crusoe Into God
“I call it slow dancing.” – Robinson Crusoe to Friday.
“Because I want the world to know the score. Me: 1, You: 0.” - God to Noah.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Crusoe Dreams About Cows While Armstrong Watches From Above
“I’ll kill you.” – One out of every twenty thousand Cows.
“Now, dunk the cookie in the milk.” – Robinson Crusoe to Friday.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Nostradamus Didn't Predict Curie and Warhol
“Hey! You can chew it too!” – Marie Curie on early uses for Radium.
“It needs more… soup.” - Andy Warhol on his bowl.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Hemingway and His Bull Ignore JFK's Advances
“Fitzgerald's got a bigger one than you.” – Ernest Hemingway to a bull already pushed too close to the edge.
“How ‘bout this Christmas I cum on your tits.” – Standard JFK Christmas card.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Jurassic Shakespeare
“Finish them!” - Earth to Meteors.
“And they all die in the end.” – Overheard by a desperate and deadline suffering William Shakespeare.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Earhart and Einstein Get Their soup Cooled By Jesus
“Aha! blow on the soup!” – Albert Einstein on his theory for super cooling soups that are too hot.
“I’m kinda’ seeing someone.” - Jesus Christ to Mary Magdalene.