Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Plath and Dali Read Seuss Before Bed

“Bi Polar? Sounds like something Ted and his ‘friends’ would like.” – Sylvia Plath.

“And the fucking thing was on fire… Yes on fire! Here I’ll show you.” – Salvidor Dali explaining a rather adventurous Safari trip.

“This oughtta' confuse the little SOB’s” – Dr. Seuss.

Friday, January 28, 2011

IBM swings With Keller

“BUY IBM BUY IBM” – Overheard comment from an unidentified man in an aluminum suit and helmet carrying a vast assortment of misdated books and charts, 1952.

“We should probably just be friends.” – The Swing (The slutty one).

“If you ain’t got anything good to say, then don’t say anything at all... Also, I'm pro segregation.” Helen Keller.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Anne Is Quiet, Crusoe Wants It Bad, Mensa Knows

“Happy Valentine’s day… Now you say it.” – Robinson Crusoe to an increasingly Naïve Friday

“We should all just get naked and try out some new ideas… who thinks pizza with grapes is a bad idea?” – Stolen from the minutes of a Mensa meeting.


“I choose Dare.” Anne Frank

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Wu Tang on the mount w/ Crichton's Cat

“Back in Fifteen. Relax, they said they’d be back in fifteen.” - Schrodinger’s Cat.

“Step one: write a bunch of nonsense about Dinosaurs. Step two: Be 6’9’’. Step Three: Sit back and count money.” - Michael Crichton

“WU-TANG!” – Moses

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

bOUNCIN' With Chaucer

“…” - Paul Revere.

“Pussy.” – The weak branch at the top of the tree.

“Canterbury is the type of place where you can get your dick sucked for a poem.” – Geoffrey Chaucer.