"Another labour day has passed and I didn't have a single hysterical pregnancy. I wish I had someone to talk to." - Ronald Reagan
"The moon was pretty neat but did you know that Newfoundland has pineapple crush soda. Now that's outta this world." - Neil Armstrong
"Women just get me." - Marquis de Sade
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011
I Can Hear You Barking And I don't care
"Even with the world on your shoulders there's always time to eat some poop." - Lassie
"Rabies kills, use a condom." - Old Yeller
"Kids these days need to look the fuck around." - Lassie
"Rabies kills, use a condom." - Old Yeller
"Kids these days need to look the fuck around." - Lassie
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Hegel Is As Hegel Does
"Number 38 on my bucket list: Eat a whole tub of cool whip." - Hegel
"I'll get to Jesus in a minute but first, raise of hands - who here has heard of a time share? Are there any Corinthians in the crowd?" - St. Paul
"Number 39 on my bucket list: Spread the good word about cool whip." - Hegel
"I'll get to Jesus in a minute but first, raise of hands - who here has heard of a time share? Are there any Corinthians in the crowd?" - St. Paul
"Number 39 on my bucket list: Spread the good word about cool whip." - Hegel
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