"As American as... a pastry." - Schneider's Nazi Cakes
"Promise not to get mad? I used your tooth brush. You promised!" - Butch Cassidy to The Sundance Kid
"You're sounding a lot like a dragon I used to know." - St. George
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
It's Inquisition Time Kids!
"Rome, Let me assure you - we're sleeping head to toe." Mark Antony
"Bolivia! They'll accept our love in Bolivia, I'm sure of it." - Butch Cassidy to The Sundance Kid
"The mace is for gentle guidance, the rack for rehabilitation, the whip for encouragement, the red hot pokers for poking and the nice towels are for guests only." - Tomas de Torquemada, first Inquisitor General of Spain
"Bolivia! They'll accept our love in Bolivia, I'm sure of it." - Butch Cassidy to The Sundance Kid
"The mace is for gentle guidance, the rack for rehabilitation, the whip for encouragement, the red hot pokers for poking and the nice towels are for guests only." - Tomas de Torquemada, first Inquisitor General of Spain
Friday, August 5, 2011
It's Good To Be The Son Of God... Not So Much Voltaire
"Haven't you heard, I'm sooooooooooooooooooo witty." - Voltaire
"Hilarious, Apple pie... again." - Isaac Newton
"This is probably just the wine talking but guys... I think I'm going to come back from this." - Jesus "Back In My Day" Christ
"Hilarious, Apple pie... again." - Isaac Newton
"This is probably just the wine talking but guys... I think I'm going to come back from this." - Jesus "Back In My Day" Christ
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Let's Go To Camp... Not You Houdini
"Eating six salt crackers in under a minute cannot and will not be done by man!" - Harry Houdini
"We don't see it as it is - we see it as it was... That's why you can't go to summer camp." - Carl "Dad" Sagan
"Beware of the person of one book, especially if it's heavy or has gilded corners - those hurt the most." - St. Thomas Aquinas
"We don't see it as it is - we see it as it was... That's why you can't go to summer camp." - Carl "Dad" Sagan
"Beware of the person of one book, especially if it's heavy or has gilded corners - those hurt the most." - St. Thomas Aquinas
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Good Ol' Boys Will Be Good Ol' Boys
"When I'm feeling blue I pull my stovepipe hat down past my chin and dream I'm a space man... my dogs go crazy when I do it." - Abraham Lincoln
"Asia minor eh? I'll take it!" - Alexander The Great
"Rum, sodomy and the lash... the party starts at nine." - Winston Churchill
"Asia minor eh? I'll take it!" - Alexander The Great
"Rum, sodomy and the lash... the party starts at nine." - Winston Churchill
Monday, August 1, 2011
Three People To Keep Away From Booze - Unless You Want A Novel
"George Harrison is my favourite Beatle. Let's see if America prints that!" - James Joyce
"Frag em' and Bag em'!" - Ulysses S. Grant
"Before I die I hope to find that rat bastard Mark Twain and the money he owes me!" - Samuel Clemens
"Frag em' and Bag em'!" - Ulysses S. Grant
"Before I die I hope to find that rat bastard Mark Twain and the money he owes me!" - Samuel Clemens
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Music, Dancing, And Mark Twain's Penis
"And so I said 'Madame, I'm sure that if it wasn't for the cold water I'd display for you a larger reception', that was the last time I showed my penis in public your honor." - Mark Twain
"Dancing? No, I don't think it will catch on here in America." - Richard Nixon
"I call it Jazz." - Mozart
"Dancing? No, I don't think it will catch on here in America." - Richard Nixon
"I call it Jazz." - Mozart
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