Dr_Brachenbury's Forgotten Quotes Of Our Time

Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097

A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

It's A Little Tricky But Mostly Treats

"Sorry kids, I only have caramel apples, full sized candy bars and grape crush." - Robert Frost: Pulitzer winner and World's Greatest House on Halloween

"Cool Hitler costume!" - Ezra Pound

"I gave you a trick... now, where's my treat?" - Robinson Crusoe to a worried Friday

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Did You Hear The One About Labour Day?

"Another labour day has passed and I didn't have a single hysterical pregnancy. I wish I had someone to talk to." - Ronald Reagan

"The moon was pretty neat but did you know that Newfoundland has pineapple crush soda. Now that's outta this world." - Neil Armstrong

"Women just get me." - Marquis de Sade

Friday, September 2, 2011

I Can Hear You Barking And I don't care

"Even with the world on your shoulders there's always time to eat some poop." - Lassie

"Rabies kills, use a condom." - Old Yeller

"Kids these days need to look the fuck around." - Lassie

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Hegel Is As Hegel Does

"Number 38 on my bucket list: Eat a whole tub of cool whip." - Hegel

"I'll get to Jesus in a minute but first, raise of hands - who here has heard of a time share? Are there any Corinthians in the crowd?" - St. Paul

"Number 39 on my bucket list: Spread the good word about cool whip." - Hegel

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Hegel This and Hegel That

"Number 27 on my bucket list: Go on all the roller-coaster rides - especially Top Gun." - Hegel

"Let's go to another pet store - that puppy in the window is staring at me." - Ivan Pavlov

"Number 28 on my bucket list: Have sex with my eyes open." - Hegel

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

A Moment of Silence for Vacations

"Are long white beards in fashion yet? No? Goodnight then." - Rip Van Winkle

"Ugh... more explosions? No more bomb shelters, next year we're vacationing at my mothers and that's final!" - Eva Braun

"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! And I brought some incurable diseases with me and a few things/people that bite." - Charles Darwin

Thursday, August 11, 2011

See The World, Punch A Dalai Lama

"Why would we see a play? Because it's fun that's why!" - Butch Cassidy to The Sundance Kid

"Today I feel............................ enlightened?" - Dalai Lama

"Around the world? The whole world? In a boat? Bullshit." - Ferdinand Magellan