Dr_Brachenbury is...
“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.
“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097
A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.
This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Hegel This and Hegel That
"Let's go to another pet store - that puppy in the window is staring at me." - Ivan Pavlov
"Number 28 on my bucket list: Have sex with my eyes open." - Hegel
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
A Moment of Silence for Vacations
"Ugh... more explosions? No more bomb shelters, next year we're vacationing at my mothers and that's final!" - Eva Braun
"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! And I brought some incurable diseases with me and a few things/people that bite." - Charles Darwin
Thursday, August 11, 2011
See The World, Punch A Dalai Lama
"Today I feel............................ enlightened?" - Dalai Lama
"Around the world? The whole world? In a boat? Bullshit." - Ferdinand Magellan
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Nazi Cakes, Western Friendships and One Dragon
"Promise not to get mad? I used your tooth brush. You promised!" - Butch Cassidy to The Sundance Kid
"You're sounding a lot like a dragon I used to know." - St. George
Monday, August 8, 2011
It's Inquisition Time Kids!
"Bolivia! They'll accept our love in Bolivia, I'm sure of it." - Butch Cassidy to The Sundance Kid
"The mace is for gentle guidance, the rack for rehabilitation, the whip for encouragement, the red hot pokers for poking and the nice towels are for guests only." - Tomas de Torquemada, first Inquisitor General of Spain
Friday, August 5, 2011
It's Good To Be The Son Of God... Not So Much Voltaire
"Hilarious, Apple pie... again." - Isaac Newton
"This is probably just the wine talking but guys... I think I'm going to come back from this." - Jesus "Back In My Day" Christ
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Let's Go To Camp... Not You Houdini
"We don't see it as it is - we see it as it was... That's why you can't go to summer camp." - Carl "Dad" Sagan
"Beware of the person of one book, especially if it's heavy or has gilded corners - those hurt the most." - St. Thomas Aquinas
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Good Ol' Boys Will Be Good Ol' Boys
"Asia minor eh? I'll take it!" - Alexander The Great
"Rum, sodomy and the lash... the party starts at nine." - Winston Churchill
Monday, August 1, 2011
Three People To Keep Away From Booze - Unless You Want A Novel
"Frag em' and Bag em'!" - Ulysses S. Grant
"Before I die I hope to find that rat bastard Mark Twain and the money he owes me!" - Samuel Clemens