Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Darwin Makes Out With Some Flowers While Revere Shouts

“They all look the fucking same to me!” - Georgia O’Keefe.


“Damn crickets, they’ll keep me up half the night – what’s that?” – Paul Revere, moments before history.


“The little shit bit me, fuck it – I don’t care what you do, boil the ugly thing for all I care.” – Charles Darwin on the evolution of Lobsters.
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