Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Anne Is Quiet, Crusoe Wants It Bad, Mensa Knows

“Happy Valentine’s day… Now you say it.” – Robinson Crusoe to an increasingly Naïve Friday

“We should all just get naked and try out some new ideas… who thinks pizza with grapes is a bad idea?” – Stolen from the minutes of a Mensa meeting.


“I choose Dare.” Anne Frank

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