Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Friday, April 8, 2011

The Future Holds Kissable Chimps And Micro Tampons

“Your wife is a slut.” – Man From The Future

“One must worry constantly, sometimes never sleep. That is how quality is controlled.” – Jason Alexander Maxi-Pad Tampon, original developer of the first mass printed circuit boards *Commonly misquoted as the inventor of the first mass printed circuit boards.

“Chimps and humans have ninety nine point six percent of their active genes in common – So, what’s the harm in a little kiss?” – Carl Sagan

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