Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Kidney Stones Go To Hell Through Your Urethra

"It's like having your child ripped from your womb... only your child is a griffin with huge terrifying talons." - Lucille Ball on Kidney Stones

"Father, why have you forsaken me?" - Jesus Christ on Kidney Stones

"I'd rather give women the vote... They did what?" - The Always Controversial Jack Lemmon on Kidney Stones
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