Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Friday, June 24, 2011

One Chimp, Equation And Jerk To Rule Them All

"My murder falcon thinks I'm funny." - Genghis Khan

"Being a man takes guts, grit and the nerve to stand up and say E=MC2, even if you know it's all bullshit." - Albert Einstein

"Never ones to gossip the Gombe Chimpanzees respectfully decline or tactfully change subject whenever Bonobo Chimpanzees are brought up in conversation." - Jane Goodall
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