Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Joe And Monroe Spend Valentine's Day With Frank And A Depressed Jackie O

“Oh yeah? What team does Arthur Miller play for?” - Joe DiMaggio

“She’s alright for a fat chick.” – Frank Sinatra on Jackie Kennedy

“Joe liked it when I wore a Chicago jersey, Artie liked it when I wore blank paper, Johnny liked it when I wore red and Tony Curtis liked it when I wore his dresses.” – Marilyn Monroe.
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