Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Orson Welles Directs Bukowski To Mr. Bond

“I’ve never wrote a piece of fiction in my life; James Bond is a real person who must be stopped. Why don’t people understand this serious problem?” - Ian Fleming

“It only hurts the first time.” – Orson Welles on “Acting”

“I’m currently writing a kid’s book about happy jumping puppies… Robert Crumb said he’ll draw them as giant cocks for half price. I told him I could just cum between the pages for free.” - Charles Bukowski

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