Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Angels Like It Crockett Style - They Do Not Like It In Their Mussolini

"Angels do it all day long" - Unknown stocky man in a stuffed overcoat

"I won't rest until there is a cougar in every pot, a coon over every head and a bear on each foot!" - Davey Crockett, taken from one of his earlier campaigns for a seat in congress

"Do as I say or I'll show your dog my penis." Benito Mussolini *The original phrasing has been lost to history but there is much speculation over the quality of Italian to English translators employed at that time. There is no speculation over their sense of humour.

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