I ain’t ever had this big an erection before and we’re not even a few miles outta the stratosphere thinking about all the pussy that’ll be waiting for me when I get back and how that bitch won’t be able to stop me from gobbling it all up because I’LL BE A HERO to millions of young breasts and firm thighs bobby cut Kennedy clones WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Am I glad Neil and the Queen said no to the extra beer MORE FOR ME and man does it ever taste good. This is what drinking beer was made for I’m pissed they made me turn off the Johnny Horton but fuckem’ they can’t take away my beer Only thing better than this would be a blow job from Ol’ Pink Pillbox herself as we push through the last of a bullshit atmosphere that keeps this shit eatin’ planet down. Not me man not me I’m up and gone! No sand, dirt, water, dog shit or wife.
I can look back now and never have to see her again, with the three of us heroes speeding up, I’ll never have to think about her goddamn mouth running or the way she throws the fucking kids in my face or the goddamn smell of the bathroom after she pushes me outta her. FREEDOM SWEET FREEDOM BABY
Houston: (crackle) adjust aft thruster sevente/////(click)
Fuck off Houston don’t worry about it. You got the best of the best flying dick first into heaven – move over baby there’s a new God in town I’m trying to - but the G force is so great that I can’t quite raise my hand up high enough to flip all you off but I’m trying I’m tryyying BLACKOUT.
cocksukers…………cOCK sucking………… Stars.
Stars so many stars that flash of blue so blue why isn’t anyone else seeing this – goddamm – goddamm. Feel that? Anyone else feel that pull? Christ that push! Something is sucking at me something is sucking and pushing it’s pushing all my insides away I can feel it, it’s sucking it down – fell it fight its way from the back of my teeth nails scrapping down my throat cutting out my gums puncturing my lungs clawing at pink flesh twisting and twisting swallowing fluids acids blood screaming out from my bladder screaming out from my bowels dying carving its name in my veins dying at my feet AND now blue. And now black. How come no one told me bout’ this? I’m gunna’ tell everyone White and Black Things shine where they shouldn’t IT’S HUGE IT’S ALL SO HUGE Too big to keep looking this way I have to close my eyes just for a minute just for a minute just for a minute or I’M GOING TO PUKE I want something small I want something soft I need to touch something soft something soft and brown like her hair I miss her brown hair I’ll never let her dye it blonde. I wish she were here just for a minute just to stop everything from spinning to put a cool cloth on the back of my neck she smells so good when I’m sick I need her here to I don’t know I need her to do something she can’t cook – what would she cook? I just need her here to sit near me and be. She’s too far away to do anything for me and even if she were here what the fuck would she do what could she do? Goddamn I don’ t like it here. I don’t like it here without her. Nigger face stars keeping it so dark when I open my eyes I can’t see shit and I wanna’ just see her but BLACK won’t let me see past BLACK too little light that’s what’s the problem out here that’s what I don’t like it’s too dark BABY TURN ON THE LIGHT!
TURN ON THE LIGHTS BABY I NEED A CHANGE I ain’t yellin’ I ain’t yellin I ain’t angry I’m a changed man if you turn on the lights I’m a changed man CHANGED MAN no more going out no more running around, no more hitting smacking kicking no more cussing I’ll play with the kids stop saying they ain’t mine stop fucking your sister - I’ve been fucking your sister I won’t fuck her no more – I’m sorry – I won’t make love to her no more. I LOVE you I’m gunna start saying I love you going to start telling you every night before bed gunna tell the kids gunna tell the dog I love em’ tell my friends quit drinking no more beer except on Christmas and march madness wine on your birthday and Easter. TURN ON THE LIGHTS BABY I don’t like stars anymore I don’t like em’ they just stay there don’t do nothing and it’s so damn quiet I can hear my heart beat and it’s gross I wanna hear you pray I wanna’ hear you pray that I come back pray that the oxygen won’t mix that the parachute ain’t full of holes that the engineers didn’t miss ONE BOLT.
Pray that I’ll never leave you again
Please
SOMEONE PLAY SOME GODDAM FUCKING JOHNNY HORTON NOW BEFORE I LOSE MY BUZZ.
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