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“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Hitler Asked Both Jack Lemmon And Gordie Howe To The Prom

“I don’t need to tell you this – you’re fat, ugly and anti-Semitic - who will dance with you?” – Hitler to his reflection.

“It is not hard out there for a pimp!” – Jack Lemmon

“I don’t think I’m the best that ever was – I just played a game I loved with all my heart. Remember me for that, and not for the brief time I was a communist.” – Gordie Howe
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