Dr_Brachenbury is...

“Dr_Brachenbury is a man who knows too much of Everything and not enough of nothing.” - Dr_Brachenbury.

“He must be stopped!” – Dr_Brachenbury 08/15/2097


A philanthropist, scientist, evil scientist, Detroit Tiger’s fan, dog lover, part time poet, Orange crush enthusiast, amateur surgeon, Aero-Nautical engineer, weekend heroin user, Time Traveler, civil war buff, International undiscovered treasure and father of seven… maybe eight.

This man who has seen and done it all with only one eye and one hand presents you with his collection of the Forgotten Quotes of Our Time. Without the use of research Dr_Brachenbury has successfully discovered and preserved some of the rarest quotes and anecdotes known to man and nature. It is as his request that the humans of earth begin to understand, learn and love the great work he has done. Feel free to adore him at your own pace and leisure.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Errol Flynn Catches Rock Hudson Dipping Mr. Christie's Cookie

“The key to a successful marriage is separate vacations. I spend six months of the year in Thailand and the wife… her mother’s place or something like that.” – Rock Hudson

“If I had known poor people would be eating my confectioneries I’d have killed myself before the first cookie had cooled.” – Mr. Christie

“ Tennis! Tennis! Tennis! Mescaline, homoerotic doodling and a good half gallon of Vodka before breakfast.” Errol Flynn, on Preparing for a role or a day with the family

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