“Step one, write plays – anyone’s plays will do. Step two, simply produce plays to great success. Step three, get rich - jewels and adorned exotic fabrics should suffice. Step four, have multiple affairs with anything that moves. Step five, don’t get plague. Step six, write about multiple affairs with anything that moves – suggestion: sonnets? Step seven, change a language by way of incorporating yours and your friends rambling incoherencies disguised as heightened language; Example: Durst – meaning: durst if I know. Step eight, can’t stress step five enough. Step nine, cheat death. Step ten, enjoy picnic with friends, eat and drink a whole bunch and go to bed early.” - William Shakespeare on achieving success.
“They’ll have all kinds of flavors. You can even mix them together in one 'cone'… I … I must rest now.” – Nostradamus on the All Mighty Baskin Robbins.
"Gold eh? I might be willing to trade... Or..." - Hernan Cortes
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